Black and white Cornish cat
Black and white Cornish cat,
Frightened by ferocious fireworks
If only she could lay flat,
By the warm and welcoming range
“I wish the people would scat,
From these busy Cornish streets”
“The residents are all so fat,
They push me off the street”
“Sail away ships, that’s right, sail away”
“Flea hot-dog stands, that’s right, flea
For I am a black and white, Cornish cat.”